Avante-Garde or Contrivance?
Vansdirect Advances Vanning
Flavanol, evangelic, vanilla and vanir - a few of the words we didn't use!
In a bid to prove that vans are truly versatile, Vansdirectnews set out to use as many words containing the element “van” as possible in a single sentance. This then changed to a paragraph. And then into semi-poem-like prose. It’s all fairly meaningless, but a bit of fun.
Van Gough was art, this is just a Van…
Galavanting in caravans isn’t vanity or soley for the sylvan.
Connivance isn’t bonderservants vandalising a minivan.
Advance to a caravansary rather than evanesce in Cavan.
Take Advantage and vanquish fears of the pavan.
Vans are adjuvants when vanning a divan.
Contrivance is advantageously putting in vanguard the word van.
Summary
That’s 52 words, 26 of which contain the word “van”! That’s exactly 50%.
We apologise for the poor use or misuse of any word (but we don’t teach english, we only sell vans!).
